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Portlander Motel

$29.50 USD

Located at 645 Congress Street, the Portlander “In-Town” Motel was a classic example of Americana Motel Chic. Moms in one-piece bathing beauty swimwear sat poolside while the kiddies floated around with their primitive inflatable dinosaurs (at least for a few months in the summer, that is). It was at its heyday in the 60s and 70s, when you could expect to find a Don Draper type in the lounge with a cold martini, chain smoking unfiltered cigarettes. During colder months, the Portlander was refuge to sailors and mariners just back from the treacherous North Atlantic — providing a warm, cozy spot to recover some sanity before heading back out again. Today, it’s apartments, and the kids all have kids of their own with better pool toys.

We want you to be totally happy with your selection! If you need to exchange for a different size, please call us at 305-290-2323, option 3, or just reach out through the MESSAGE US button below! We will arrange to ship out a different size providing you return the original(s) to us at: Long Lost Tees, P.O. Box 1834 Key West, FL 33041.

***Please notify us of a size exchange within 30 days of purchase! Thanks.